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Title: gazeROCK``
Features: GAZETTE!
Design and coded by: ME
Optimal Resolution: 1280 X 1024
Made with a few crazy tables without any chairs.
HTML TABLES.
Oh and a few div layers.
Find out more about this jrock visual-kei band
HERE or
HERE
fmss, acjc
CHRISTIAN and PROUD OF IT.
Though not a very good one. lmao.
Loves Kairos, my e-guit and wife.
Layout requests (FRIENDS ONLY) or anything else?
E-mail chros.nn@gmail.com
or add me on msn.
PLEASE TAG AND LINK BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
this is a prank call i just got. with a damn good fake caucasian accentric accent turnoff, but i gotta say well planned. unknown:"hi i'm stacy wtfshitican'trememberherlastname" me:"uhhuh. and then" unknown:"i wanna conduct a survey on singaporeans" unknown:"can you tell me do you use a condom?" me:"hahaha. that's a nice one. er. no." unknown:"OH REALLY WHAT BRAND DO YOU USE." me:"yeh. okay you can stop now" unknown:"okay then just tell me the flavor then, since you refuse to tell me the brand" me:"haha. whatever. -beep.beep.beep- Labels: nonsense
Today, was O level chemistry practical. mfft. WAHAHAHHHAH. Okay guys, I CAN use my left hand to titrate, do QA and all the other stuff even though it's in a sucky cast. But looks like not many people knew that. So I gave my doctor's letter to the invigilator in front, just in case my hand suddenly breaks off and I can't do my prac. Okay so I did titration. Apparently, I had this major accident with the KMnOfour. Like my whole funnel was full, and the burette below it was still empty. I didn't notice that until it started to overflow. Then suddenly the bloody solution began to go into the burette, and i don't know why it started squirting all over the place. So my table was a total wreck. ALL OF A SUDDEN. The lab assistant (thank god it's not fengyee) came running to me and started helping me clean. Then she told me "it's okay, continue with your work". And I was like wow. That's pretty cool. A fractured arm has it's benefits. So we moved on to QA and for the fun of it, I decided to use one hand for everything. GUESS WHAT? EVERYTIME I GO TO THE SIDE BENCH TO TAKE THE REAGENTS. THE LAB ASSISTANT WILL ALWAYS STAND BESIDE ME LOOKING DAMN WORRIED. Like when I want to take out a bottle cap she'll want to help me take it off, but I always did it before she was able to. BUT SHE HELP ME PUT BACK EVERYTHING LAH!!! Then we were nearing the end of the paper, when I accidentally knocked over my test tube rack. THIS WAS DAMN FUNNY. THE INVIGILATOR IN FRONT RAN TO ME. YES, INVIGILATOR, RAN. And the lab assistant too. Apparently nothing broke but they kept telling me "It's okay, continue with your work.". And they helped me clean up everything. Behind me, the whole class was laughing silently. Except of course for Rachel Meng who couldn't practice self control. Tender loving care indeed. Labels: nonsense
I've watched countless of horror movies. American and Asian. And somehow, American horror is more like thriller. I've always believed badass horor was from japan. the ring, ju-on. those were my favourites. Look I'm not sadistic. I just like to admire the ingenious visual and audio effects they use in horror, that's why ju-on and the ring are on top. They have good scare moments too. So till now I've always believed that japan horror is the best. TODAY, I have to declare that taiwan horror is the only horror that is so scary I can't even appreciate it. Yes, that scary. I was going to the toilet. My father was watching the tv outside. It was a taiwanese drama. But I was so sure that was the scariest horror movie on earth. The woman was sweating, screaming and in pain. The doctors yanked the bloody baby's head out like some kid trying to pull the head off the barbie doll. They put the crying ball of blood on the table and cut its umbilical cord. Then they cleaned the thing to reveal a baby who was twitching as if it was going to transform into some monster. Yes, its taiwanese drama. They take you straight into the room where husbands aren't allowed to go in and show you bloody shit. That, in my opinion, is fucking scary shit. Ladies, good luck. We men will just screw you literally and sit outside when you're giving birth. Labels: nonsense
This made my day. QUIZ 1 QUIZ 2Labels: nonsense
ALRIGHT it's a long awaited nonsense post. been deprived, anyone? you know those few-liners that really get you laughing? yeah i've experienced a few of those. Here are a couple of them i heard this week: ---- Nick: fuck you lah. Jeremy (keng heng): Why? ---- Nick: asmah? what's asmah? Bel Chua: asmah? the breathing problem? Nick: you mean asthma. ---- Jtoh: Wah lao, there's not even a single bus in the distance lah. 154 turns into the bus bay thing. jtoh almost misses the bus. Nick: *smile* ---- Nick: penguins are cute, except that my principal is a dick of a penguin. Shirley: then isn't that quite small? Nick: Oh no, shirley watches penguin porn. ---- Nick: I'm bored. Jtoh: then what u want me to do? Nick: fuck me. ---- Jacq: I WANT THAT PHONE! Nick: steal lor. at most get caught only. no big deal. Jacq: .... Nick: what can they do to you, give you death sentence ah. Nick: at most you flash one time at the prison warden lah. Jacq: GO AND DIE LAH! ---- Nick: tiramisu is tofu? others: WHAT? ---- There, stress relievers for people taking Os. APPARENTLY i still haven't exceeded an hour a day. God, show mercy on me. XD Labels: nonsense
And so it's 12 days to my Os. And guess what? I HAVEN"T SPENT EVEN 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT AT MY STUDY TABLE. yesterday toh came over to study. and we ended up guitar-ing the whole day. AND HERE I AM NOW, PHOTOBLOGGING. With reduced-quality pictures. the originals are waaaay too big. God, I need that miracle nowNOWNOW. SERIOUSLY. let me STUDY. and put aside all other matters for now. I don't have time to be thinking about that. I swear I didn't do that on purpose. I wasn't aware of that either. I made that coffee okay, and it tastes good. And everyone loves my coffee. I think this is daaaaamn cute. You don't wanna know what happened here, do you? jacq, since when were you so tall? 2co4, or at least some of it. oh but hey jacq, it's time to face reality okay? brandon jumps like a gay. 2c04 3e/4e 05/06 So now you ALL know that you don't want my flying side kick in your face, watch it. Alright, that's it for photoblogging. NOW LORD OH FUCK PLEASE LET ME STUDY KANINA I'M DAMN SCARED LAH.Labels: photos
Yes, I am proudly on my way to being ambidextrous. My left hand can now WRITE COHERENTLY! However, it's like half the speed and half the handwriting my right hand is. Still, not too bad for a start. And it's come in really useful nowadays. I can eat noodles and write at the same time! Bet none of you can do that man. heh. So yeah like I expected the news today didn't have any nonsense in it. Super thin lah. Oh well. But anyway you guys just wait. One day you'll be amazed at how both my hands can write just as well. Though I think japanese and chinese and miscellaneous drawings only can be done by my right hand lah. But still not too bad whaat. I can play time crisis with my left hand okay. Not bad right. Oh well, I feel that blogging is super bad for me lah. Like super super bad. It destroys my principles of being all private and all. T.T Shit I hate blogging. Priorities right my ass, why can't I even take one day without hearing..... And this is going further than I expected. I might not be able to turn back. I might not be able to let go. Of you. GOD help me. I haven't studied for bio prac tomorrow yet. Labels: nonsense
These days, I find it more and more important to thank God for the friends he's given me. Guys, you know what I mean. And hey, some things might have happened and started off badly, but there's always hope that it'll change for the better. This time, I'll make sure it works out. This time, I'll make sure. Either way, for now there's no "this time". I've gotta concentrate on Os first. After that, I'll see how it goes yeah? OKAY FINE SORRY FOR THE NUMEROUS TIMES I'VE BEEN ADDRESSING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING OR WHATEVER INDIRECTLY, RENDERING YOU GUYS INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENSION EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT KNOW. So, anyway. Os are coming soon, and I feel deprived of my nonsensical posts. I shall make it a point to blog immediately when some nonsense comes out. But I guess now that going out has drastically been reduced, my only source on nonsense is the newspapers. And these days there hasn't been any funny articles except a few weeks back there was one on people asking some president of some country for personal wants. \ "Mr so and so, I need a new house, a porsche, a wife, kids, and an operation to make myself more potent that I am now. Can you do that for me? You are the president right?" Yeah, stuff like that. But that was a week ago. So anyway, once something comes up, I'll make it a point to blog the nonsense. Until then, happy studying guys. I slept my whole day away today and I was supposed to start. O great and merciful God, listen to your humble servant's prayer today: By some divine power, let me sit at my study table for more than 15 minutes. Labels: reflective
It's been 10 long years in fairfield, I'm going to miss it..... As so everyone says. I'm going straight to the point. I have lots of people to thank and I can't waste time and space talking about how school has been like in the past 10 years. I'll talk about how life with you rockers have been in the past 10 years. NO1: HAVOC NO2: LITERALLY LIFE-CHANGING NO3: WITHOUT REGRETS
So I've got quite a few groups of people to talk about: Yuquan, Jtoh, Kenneth, Sk, Jem, AlexYou guys have been the closest pals to me, in case you didn't know. Without you in this 10 years I don't know what I would have done, what influence I would have gone under. Just wanna let you guys know that even though I might not tell you guys much about any problems I might experience, know that it's just because of my "keep-to-myself" style. But trust me when I say, you guys will be the first group of people I will turn to if I can't cope. Yuquan: The distant bestfriend. I like how we always can talk to each other even though we don't talk much, though usually all we'll talk about is girls. But of course, if need be, I have talked to you about the wildest things in life. To our friendship and more, Cheers.
Jtoh/ Joshua: You were the guy that caused the first change in my life. Without you I'll still be this whiny emo angsty bastard that no one would like. You're the first one who accepted me as I am, so, thanks. I still think your personality quirks are damn cool, and I'm sure you'll get a lot of fun in CJC for the first 3 months. As opposed to that, JJC with yongzhi? oh man.....
Kenneth: Some random rocker. If I didn't meet you in sec 2, I don't know how I would have gone to church and meet people like sk and jem. Thanks man, you've been exceptionally close to me these years, though I don't think I really showed that to you before. Good luck with pris man, I always envied you for having such a pure relationship.
Sk/rick: Weird guy. To tell you the truth I didn't like your character at first, but hey. I think you're a cool guy now so who cares. Thanks for all the times we spent. Gaying in class, sleeping together during the mission trip. Hope we'll be "neighbours" for quite some time, in case one day my house burns down and I have no where to go XD.
Jem/ Jeremy: Hey dude, I love your muscles. And I'm sure SOMEONE else loves them too. Always the brawny guy, and hey you helped me peak my spiritual high last time during the mission trip. Hope one day I can get high again, and learn a tongue or two from you, or kenneth. Nah, just kidding. XD.
Alex: Forever the one with the cute face. Three years of crapping around with you really rubs off me man. I wonder how life's gonna be without your crap. But not to worry, I'll still see you in church yes? yes. Work hard to fulfill your ambition! And for once can you study for your Os?
2C 04The life-changing bunch of friends I've been in frequent contact with, and I will always been in frequent contact with. There are like way too many people to name in this group. There's keng heng, yongzhi and jeffrey, jacq, JACQ!! THE ONE WHO CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN I'M LOVESICK! And one of my going out kakis. Kor, Wenfang, egoh. bloody hell can I just run down the class register. Okay if I missed out your name, DON'T BE FORFEIT THE SPECIAL PART YOU HAVE IN MY HEART! YOUR NAME JUST SLIPPED MY MIND THAT'S ALL!!! TELL ME AND I'LL PUT YOUR NAME UP! But anyway, thanks for 1 year of havoc, when we stayed back in the class everyday until 4. thanks for the the specifc cliques we bonded ourselves to, and yet how we were still specially linked to each other. Interclique bonds? Haha, I really liked the times we spent back then. 3E/4E 2005/2006When I first saw you guys, I really didn't like you guys. Well perhaps my opinion of some of you has not changed, but hey. I was in the class whether I liked it or not. So yeah, I've learnt to like the lot of you. I'd especially miss zhihao and his pro-communist/terrorist actions that always bring life to the place. I'd always be amused by the perfect balance of brain and brawn: Minhao. But hey, take a break sometimes yeah? Life's not all about exercising and studying. I'll miss the whole desmond, dj, edmund, zhengxian lot. When you see them guai lan in action, it's really kinda cool. The carissa/chanel/selene/naomi group brought truckloads of crap to the class. And hey, they're alot more groups that I'll miss. My hand's just getting too tired but I still have so much more to write, so I'm cutting it short. Melissa GangCedric, Ian, Aaron Tan, Norman, Jiayi, Aaron Ang, Mel, Cheryl, Tiffany and whoever else is in it. Thanks for letting me stick around you guys even though your clique might have been closed after sec 2. Also thanks for letting me play soccer with all of you even though I'm SUCH A NOOB LAH. Wish all of you luck in your next chapter of life. REMEMBER OUR GEYLANG TRIP AFTER OS OKAY! DON'T BACK OUT! SwordfeeshI'll always love you guys, and will always appreciate how you guys first accepted me as a weird guy. Though we've seemed to have drifted apart due to someone's smart idea of splitting the group, but hey. No matter how far we might drift in the future, always remember that God's with you, and with us. As long as we know the same person, how far apart can we go? "Relatives"This special group of people may not know each other, but yeah, I just want all of you to take care of yourself. Kor(Valerie), don't forget about the piercings after Os! And I'll miss 4 years of sec school with you. You're the "relative" I have the strongest bond with.
Granddaugter(Christabel), take care of yourself, grandfather's not there to pull you out of tight spots anymore. And PLEASE keep your own locker neat. Good luck for your Os next year, feel free to ask me for tuition XD. Hey, I think you're the "relative" I care for the most!
Mei 1(Jocelyn), we've drifted very far, but all the same, take care of yourself next year.
Mei 2(Ralene), same to you. Though we're not really close, I gotta tell you to PLEASE choose your guys properly next time.
Darl(Ren Ting), it's time you get a nice guy, so start looking. Then send him to me for evaluation. You've still got 3 years of sec school, so don't waste it.
Childhood friend(Audrey), so we might be seperated after what, 13 years? Just hope not lah yeah. Let's go for 15 years and more, then hit the big screens one day yeah? But first, DEP.
Teachers Mr Malvin Chan, Ms Liang, Mr Glen Tan, Ms Yeo, Ms Wong, Ms Hia, Zeng Lao Shi, Ms Lily. Okay fine, what the heck Miss Lim and Mr Lim too. Thanks man, for tolerating my nonsense.
So that ends my thanking. If you're name is not here, YOU HAVE GOT TO TELL ME!!! I can't stress further. There's no such thing as I didn't think you were significant enough to put down. IT'S JUST TOO MUCH!!! So yeah, thanks for the good times, and bad times. I hope we won't lose contact. We'll stick together through our next institution, through NS for guys, then through university for those going. Then we'll all go into the working world and become a regular boring businessmen. Then one day when we're all wrinkled and old we can sit outside singapore pools together and bet on horses, soccer. But toto, 4d, drink kopi, play chess and mahjong, and enjoy the rest of our lives rotting just like that. I gotta say, I'm very thankful to each and everyone of you. The lord be with you in the next chapter of your lives, and may he never leave your side. And now, I shall resign myself to what I don't want to happen, but will happen anyway. You cause me a shitload of headaches and sleepless nights you know that. But most probably I'll know what I should do after I talk to you tonight. God bless you too, and good luck for next year. We can always study together sometime, yeah? See you around. Labels: reflective
Over the weekend, I've realised quite a few shocking things. And somehow or rather, they're all pretty significant to me, in both good and bad ways. So I figured that since it's the last week of secondary school, I might as well do a few reflective posts. Probably a long one will come out on friday or something, and I believe I won't be the only one writing gratifying posts. Anyway, it's been one heck of a weekend and a week-start. No, I'm not going to whine, just gonna do a little bit of reflections. As some people would know, things began to spiral drastically out of conntrol, and diarrohea wasn't the real reason I didn't sleep on Friday (refer to previous post). Saturday was no better, I couldn't think of anything else. As it so often came when I was emotionally unstable, my last pack of cigarettes hidden somewhere in my room screamed out to me. It still is screaming, but I'm trying my best to shut out it's voice. And so Sunday came. Worship like that was something I haven't seen in a long time. I haven't felt so compelled to sing and praise God for the longest time, and I finally did. "No power of hell, no scheme of man. Can ever pluck me from His hand." But after worship, I'm sad to say I left no different from before. It was only Jon, Sk and me left when we went for class at AC. We went to the back of the lecture theatre and watched as Yongzhi played the keyboard for the service held there. The worship leader was singing "I simply live for you". A nostalgic song. I remembered my faith when I was a kid before I left church for a few years. So pure and firm, compared to the faith I have now. "Say the word, and I will sing for you. Over oceans deep, I will follow. If each star was a song, and every breath of wind praise. It would still fail be far to say all my heart contains. I simply live, I simply live for you." Maybe it was because I was emotionally unstable, but for the first time, I had sympathy for a child. Something again, I haven't felt in a long time. The child was crying so loudly, her mother had to take her out of the hall. Half of me wanted to follow the mother and child out, to comfort the child in any way I could. And although it was only half, I couldn't believe how much I had changed. Guys, remember I used to hate kids to the core? God's love. I'll never forget. I went back home and started playing some of my favourite songs. One of which was a japanese song which had a story crafted out as lyrics. Gazette - Zakurogata no Yuutsu. It was about how this girl was dying, but she expressed her desire to be with her lover strongly. 「活きたいよ、死にたくれない。 思うたび 涙は零れ。 活きたいよ、君のために。 何一つ してあげれてない。」 "I want to live, I don't want to die. Tears overflow when I think of it. I want to live, for your sake. I can't even do anything for you." When I was singing this, I couldn't believe myself. But I almost cried singing it. I've changed, though change is never enough. But it's really been quite a drastic change. From the totally hard and unfeeling bastard in Sec 2, to the more receptive person in Sec 3. Somehow, I think I've gotten too soft, but I still think it's better than being unfeeling. I guess that's my main reflection. It's just too surprising how soft I've become. Perhaps, 6 hours of sleep in 3 days has a detrimental effect on my emotional state. Well I believe I didn't whine, but just reflected. It's really been an emotional rollercoaster these few days, and I can't get myself to focus on what I should be focusing on. But hey, time waits for no man. I don't have time to waste brooding and wallowing in self-pity. Tonight, I have to get back on my feet. Dreamz FM - Should I Stay?It’s hard holding you Loving you, losing you It’s sad to be true And be fooled by you I don’t know I gotta know Should I stay or should I go? A long post, but sorry guys. I couldn't help it this time. I don't usually air my thoughts and reflections like this, but something's gotten into me. At least I believe I'm not whining, I'm not being angsty and emo. And you don't need to know about this, so I won't be telling you anything until one day you have the time to come online and stumble across this post. I'm just being emotional now. Well, no one said both kinds of love were simple. Labels: reflective
Good Eating Habits by Nicholas Ngo
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Good eating habit #349598276: NEVEReat a combination of tom yum noodles and coffee at 12 AM. East and West don't mix all the time. You'll farmer (refer to previous post) die of diarrohea and lack of sleep. Think, Curry + Chinchao. Same effect. Thank you all so much. Stay tuned for eating habit #8476901: don't mix ketchup with japanese rice. Again, east and west don't mix all the time. And to you, things aren't always what they seem to be. So I ask of you to not assume. Labels: nonsense
A Step Towards Sophistication
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During physics class today, Alex and I decided not to listen to joanna ong (as usual) and embarked on this wonderful adventure to come up with substitute words for the normal everyday vulgarities despite constant "shh"-ing and "shut up"-ing from the people around us. Meh. Well, at least vulgarities which are normal for people like me. All those not so serious one we didn't bother. To heck with bitch, bastard, asshole, bloody, blah blah blah. So I've compiled a list of the number of vulgarity substitutions we have either come up with or we just know of. English, hokkien, canto. Whatever. But hey, It's kinda interesting and maybe I can finally curb that tongue of mine. Serious. Well, If any of you know of anymore tell me quick, I wanna add it on to the list. APPARENTLY, Tables are somehow screwed on my blog so I gotta write this in plain text. Those of you who are HTML-ignorant, this doesn't apply to you so don't worry. Original Vulgarity -> Starting Sound -> Substituted Ending -> Resultant Word H - Hokkien, C - Cantonese Fuck -> Faa.. -> MER -> Farmer Pussy -> Puu.. -> DING -> Pudding Dick -> Dii.. -> NER -> Dinner Tiu (C) -> Tiuu.. ->TION -> Tuition Kanina (H) -> Kann.. -> GAROO -> Kangaroo Lan Jiao (H) -> Lan.. -> CH -> Lunch Cheebye (H) -> Chee.. -> KEN -> Chicken Nin Nao Hia (H) -> Ninn.. -> JA -> Ninja Na Beh (H) -> Naa.. -> GET -> Nugget Sophisticated, yes? Yes. Labels: nonsense
So as everyone is 4E knows, cheryl made a fool out of herself just before bio class today. The conversation went something like this: Cheryl: ALEX!! YOU GOT PAD?!!?!?! Class: ....................... Alex: What? Cheryl: Oh shit. Class: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rachel: CHERYL! Why you shout so loud! You need is it? Cheryl: *whispers* yah. Class: ........................ Class: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rachel: Eh cheryl come here, I give you. *Rachel takes out pad, fumbles it, exposes it to the class. Cheryl nabs it quickly* Class: ........................ Class: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SLAM! Malvin Chan enters the room. And the pad is left isolated on top of ALEX's BLACK crumpler. And then cheryl quickly takes it and stuffs it into alex's bag.
Nick: Remind me to blog about this shit.
Okay perhaps it's not that funny as a recount. But Cheryl, sometimes you crack all of us up. Labels: nonsense
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