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Today, was O level chemistry practical.
mfft.
WAHAHAHHHAH.
Okay guys, I CAN use my left hand to titrate, do QA and all the other stuff even though it's in a sucky cast. But looks like not many people knew that. So I gave my doctor's letter to the invigilator in front, just in case my hand suddenly breaks off and I can't do my prac.
Okay so I did titration. Apparently, I had this major accident with the KMnOfour. Like my whole funnel was full, and the burette below it was still empty. I didn't notice that until it started to overflow. Then suddenly the bloody solution began to go into the burette, and i don't know why it started squirting all over the place. So my table was a total wreck.
ALL OF A SUDDEN. The lab assistant (thank god it's not fengyee) came running to me and started helping me clean. Then she told me "it's okay, continue with your work". And I was like wow. That's pretty cool. A fractured arm has it's benefits.
So we moved on to QA and for the fun of it, I decided to use one hand for everything.
GUESS WHAT? EVERYTIME I GO TO THE SIDE BENCH TO TAKE THE REAGENTS. THE LAB ASSISTANT WILL ALWAYS STAND BESIDE ME LOOKING DAMN WORRIED. Like when I want to take out a bottle cap she'll want to help me take it off, but I always did it before she was able to.
BUT SHE HELP ME PUT BACK EVERYTHING LAH!!!
Then we were nearing the end of the paper, when I accidentally knocked over my test tube rack. THIS WAS DAMN FUNNY. THE INVIGILATOR IN FRONT RAN TO ME. YES, INVIGILATOR, RAN. And the lab assistant too. Apparently nothing broke but they kept telling me "It's okay, continue with your work.". And they helped me clean up everything.
Behind me, the whole class was laughing silently. Except of course for Rachel Meng who couldn't practice self control.
Tender loving care indeed.
mfft.
WAHAHAHHHAH.
Okay guys, I CAN use my left hand to titrate, do QA and all the other stuff even though it's in a sucky cast. But looks like not many people knew that. So I gave my doctor's letter to the invigilator in front, just in case my hand suddenly breaks off and I can't do my prac.
Okay so I did titration. Apparently, I had this major accident with the KMnOfour. Like my whole funnel was full, and the burette below it was still empty. I didn't notice that until it started to overflow. Then suddenly the bloody solution began to go into the burette, and i don't know why it started squirting all over the place. So my table was a total wreck.
ALL OF A SUDDEN. The lab assistant (thank god it's not fengyee) came running to me and started helping me clean. Then she told me "it's okay, continue with your work". And I was like wow. That's pretty cool. A fractured arm has it's benefits.
So we moved on to QA and for the fun of it, I decided to use one hand for everything.
GUESS WHAT? EVERYTIME I GO TO THE SIDE BENCH TO TAKE THE REAGENTS. THE LAB ASSISTANT WILL ALWAYS STAND BESIDE ME LOOKING DAMN WORRIED. Like when I want to take out a bottle cap she'll want to help me take it off, but I always did it before she was able to.
BUT SHE HELP ME PUT BACK EVERYTHING LAH!!!
Then we were nearing the end of the paper, when I accidentally knocked over my test tube rack. THIS WAS DAMN FUNNY. THE INVIGILATOR IN FRONT RAN TO ME. YES, INVIGILATOR, RAN. And the lab assistant too. Apparently nothing broke but they kept telling me "It's okay, continue with your work.". And they helped me clean up everything.
Behind me, the whole class was laughing silently. Except of course for Rachel Meng who couldn't practice self control.
Tender loving care indeed.
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