post number thirteen |
ALRIGHT it's a long awaited nonsense post. been deprived, anyone?
you know those few-liners that really get you laughing? yeah i've experienced a few of those. Here are a couple of them i heard this week:
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Nick: fuck you lah.
Jeremy (keng heng): Why?
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Nick: asmah? what's asmah?
Bel Chua: asmah? the breathing problem?
Nick: you mean asthma.
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Jtoh: Wah lao, there's not even a single bus in the distance lah.
154 turns into the bus bay thing. jtoh almost misses the bus.
Nick: *smile*
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Nick: penguins are cute, except that my principal is a dick of a penguin.
Shirley: then isn't that quite small?
Nick: Oh no, shirley watches penguin porn.
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Nick: I'm bored.
Jtoh: then what u want me to do?
Nick: fuck me.
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Jacq: I WANT THAT PHONE!
Nick: steal lor. at most get caught only. no big deal.
Jacq: ....
Nick: what can they do to you, give you death sentence ah.
Nick: at most you flash one time at the prison warden lah.
Jacq: GO AND DIE LAH!
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Nick: tiramisu is tofu?
others: WHAT?
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There, stress relievers for people taking Os.
APPARENTLY i still haven't exceeded an hour a day.
God, show mercy on me. XD
you know those few-liners that really get you laughing? yeah i've experienced a few of those. Here are a couple of them i heard this week:
----
Nick: fuck you lah.
Jeremy (keng heng): Why?
----
Nick: asmah? what's asmah?
Bel Chua: asmah? the breathing problem?
Nick: you mean asthma.
----
Jtoh: Wah lao, there's not even a single bus in the distance lah.
154 turns into the bus bay thing. jtoh almost misses the bus.
Nick: *smile*
----
Nick: penguins are cute, except that my principal is a dick of a penguin.
Shirley: then isn't that quite small?
Nick: Oh no, shirley watches penguin porn.
----
Nick: I'm bored.
Jtoh: then what u want me to do?
Nick: fuck me.
----
Jacq: I WANT THAT PHONE!
Nick: steal lor. at most get caught only. no big deal.
Jacq: ....
Nick: what can they do to you, give you death sentence ah.
Nick: at most you flash one time at the prison warden lah.
Jacq: GO AND DIE LAH!
----
Nick: tiramisu is tofu?
others: WHAT?
----
There, stress relievers for people taking Os.
APPARENTLY i still haven't exceeded an hour a day.
God, show mercy on me. XD
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