OKAY.
I'm blogging from the library now, queensway or queenstown library, whatever it is.
You know at the upper level there are tables which seat 4 people.
So okay i sit down beside my friend.
After a while, she had to leave so I was like fine okay i think i'll stay for a while more,
ATTEMPTING TO MUG.
So fine. Along came chinese woman no.1 who sat right in front of me, in my face.
SHE, was reading a DICTIONARY, wore really thick specs and had newspapers and some notebook with her.
Her dictionary was marked with notes and little stick out stickers whatever you call them for colour coding. And she kept on looking up straight in my face with her screwed up 'teacher nerd no life read dictionary = i am weird' look.
So okay, weird enough. ALONG CAME INDIAN MAN NO. 2.
HE, was probably a university student, judging from what he brought with him. some thing to do with computing i think. He sat diagonally opposite me, next to the woman.
By far the weirdest, that man couldn't get whatever it was on his book, so he started slapping himself real hard.
shock, nevermind.
He started scratching his head. and guess what?
DANDRUFF FELL LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS. HOLY SHIT IT WAS REALLY HUGE FLAKES.
Then he started humming. AND SWAYING AROUND. Good game, really.
THEN CHINESE BOY NO.3
A weird nerd. He was studying O level physics and making notes. Sat next to me.
The first thing i saw when he took out his pencil box was a badge saying:
EVACTUATE, JUST FARTED.
Wasn't really funny when you already have 2 weirdos surrounding you. Got me pretty freaked.
But his handwriting was like so big and bold it looked like a primary school kid's handwriting.
THEN. For one page of physics notes that was something like er. conversion of celsius to kelvin (wtf he took damn long to write +273 in biiig bold words that probably took up 3 lines) , he took what seemed to be about 2 hours.
Thing is he wasn't really studying much, most of the time he was playing with his handphone.
Oi kid, if you wanna play handphone you can do it at home lah please.
Seriously, he just sat there playing with his phone for damn long. After he finished his one page notes he took it out again and kept playing for damn long.
And he had an Iriver? wtf.
How often do you go to a library for some peace and quiet and get 3 vastly different weirdos sitting next to you.
Oh so lucky me. yay.
But seriously, the dandruff guy really freaked me out. He like bent his head low and started at the book and kept on scratching his head. And i was sitting diagonally opposite him so i could see white flakes of human snow falling.
Blizzard,
by blizzard,
by blizzard.
I'm outta here.
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