Okay i'm back, so let's do something i've always wanted to blog about.
TO MAKE AN EMOKID:
Ingredients:
1) Black Hair dye, if you're not asian
2) A penknife, it's every emokid's best friend.
3) Black nailpolish, eyeliner, eyeshadow
4) Just all the black stuff you can think off.
5) Set up a blog, check if these addresses are available.
- ihatemyself
- nooneunderstandsme
- blackscars
- brokenangel
- mylifesucks
- iwanttodie
- godmusthateme
- etc. etc. etc.
Procedure:
1) DYE YOUR HAIR BLACK. if you're not asian.
2) cut your wrist, not vertically though, you'll die. all emokids cut horizontally. why? because they can't die that way. and they hardly bleed too, but at least they get scars. Heck, use a chopper if you have one, throw the pussy penknife away.
3) Wear black ALL THE TIME. Every accessory you have must be black. Show it when you go to school.black bag, pencil case, EVERYTHING. try to wear thick eyeliner to school. got black lipstick also wear, as long as it's not me wearing can already. everyone will laugh at you, but you know what? WHO CARES??? COS NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU ANYWAY! XD.
4) Cry in school a lot, slash your wrist in front of everybody and shout at the top of your voice: "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!" so everyone will run to you to help. and when they do that, scream "STAY BACK HYPOCRITES! I HATE YOU!". and then threaten to jump off the second floor. lol.
5) BLOG BLOG BLOG. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. BLOG ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOURSELF ONLY. AND EVERY POST MUST INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING PHRASES:
"I hate myself", "No one understands", "The world is unfair" and "there's no point in living".
PLEASE BLOG EVERYDAY, AND MAKE SURE YOUR LAYOUT IS BLACK.
6) acquire simple plan discography and listen to it everyday, everytime, everywhere.
that concludes EMO 101 today. Thank you, class dismissed.
OH YEAH, and if you wish to show your support to emo 101, please acquire this tattoo, it's really quite cute.
-art by ng chu ting-
Make fun of emokids today, get a -cut here- tattoo!
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