A Step Towards Sophistication |
During physics class today, Alex and I decided not to listen to joanna ong (as usual) and embarked on this wonderful adventure to come up with substitute words for the normal everyday vulgarities despite constant "shh"-ing and "shut up"-ing from the people around us.
Meh.
Well, at least vulgarities which are normal for people like me. All those not so serious one we didn't bother. To heck with bitch, bastard, asshole, bloody, blah blah blah. So I've compiled a list of the number of vulgarity substitutions we have either come up with or we just know of. English, hokkien, canto. Whatever. But hey, It's kinda interesting and maybe I can finally curb that tongue of mine. Serious. Well, If any of you know of anymore tell me quick, I wanna add it on to the list.
APPARENTLY, Tables are somehow screwed on my blog so I gotta write this in plain text. Those of you who are HTML-ignorant, this doesn't apply to you so don't worry.
Original Vulgarity -> Starting Sound -> Substituted Ending -> Resultant Word
H - Hokkien, C - Cantonese
Fuck -> Faa.. -> MER -> Farmer
Pussy -> Puu.. -> DING -> Pudding
Dick -> Dii.. -> NER -> Dinner
Tiu (C) -> Tiuu.. ->TION -> Tuition
Kanina (H) -> Kann.. -> GAROO -> Kangaroo
Lan Jiao (H) -> Lan.. -> CH -> Lunch
Cheebye (H) -> Chee.. -> KEN -> Chicken
Nin Nao Hia (H) -> Ninn.. -> JA -> Ninja
Na Beh (H) -> Naa.. -> GET -> Nugget
Sophisticated, yes? Yes.
Meh.
Well, at least vulgarities which are normal for people like me. All those not so serious one we didn't bother. To heck with bitch, bastard, asshole, bloody, blah blah blah. So I've compiled a list of the number of vulgarity substitutions we have either come up with or we just know of. English, hokkien, canto. Whatever. But hey, It's kinda interesting and maybe I can finally curb that tongue of mine. Serious. Well, If any of you know of anymore tell me quick, I wanna add it on to the list.
APPARENTLY, Tables are somehow screwed on my blog so I gotta write this in plain text. Those of you who are HTML-ignorant, this doesn't apply to you so don't worry.
Original Vulgarity -> Starting Sound -> Substituted Ending -> Resultant Word
H - Hokkien, C - Cantonese
Fuck -> Faa.. -> MER -> Farmer
Pussy -> Puu.. -> DING -> Pudding
Dick -> Dii.. -> NER -> Dinner
Tiu (C) -> Tiuu.. ->TION -> Tuition
Kanina (H) -> Kann.. -> GAROO -> Kangaroo
Lan Jiao (H) -> Lan.. -> CH -> Lunch
Cheebye (H) -> Chee.. -> KEN -> Chicken
Nin Nao Hia (H) -> Ninn.. -> JA -> Ninja
Na Beh (H) -> Naa.. -> GET -> Nugget
Sophisticated, yes? Yes.
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