PING PONG |
Right, so recently our dear adorable stuck up hiphop midget PE teacher has gotten us to play table tennis, or ping pong if you prefer. Problem is, I can't play ping pong!!!
So we went to the sports complex to play and holy shit that place is mosquito infested i swear. I counted the number of mosquito bites i got that day - 8 on my legs and 6 on my arms!
So ah, yes ping pong. I'm so sorry for making you guys pick balls like crazy. It was quite amusing how my balls most of the time NEVER HIT THE TABLE (oh wow that sounds quite wrong). And when I didn't expect a ball to be coming my way and see it right in front of me, I'd subconsciously hit it (ow.) and send it flying past someone's head all the way to the gym. Hah, and i hit sasha on the head once with my ball. (wow. damn wrong.)
Right so anyway, I was contemplating taking a test tube holder and a bunsen burner back home yesterday, since I pretty much have a whole lab at home already.
But nah, decided not to in the end.
AND YESTERDAY, my dear lesley sia the pervert was seen playing with two semicircle-markers-they-use-during-pe-lessons. She placed them at her boobs and paraded oldham-wing-ward. Damn smart lah, lau chee keong shouted "LESLEY SIA" before she stopped. Oi lesley, can i remind you that girls do NOT play with boob-like things regardless of whether they are in DIRE NEED of bigger boobs or not. Only guys play with things that resemble boobs. Wait, why does that sound damn wrong too.
YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING. as toh's handphone wallpaper says.
For everything else - Our very own Jon Chua's thoughts can be read here.
A very amusing and unexpected blog. Go check it out.
So we went to the sports complex to play and holy shit that place is mosquito infested i swear. I counted the number of mosquito bites i got that day - 8 on my legs and 6 on my arms!
So ah, yes ping pong. I'm so sorry for making you guys pick balls like crazy. It was quite amusing how my balls most of the time NEVER HIT THE TABLE (oh wow that sounds quite wrong). And when I didn't expect a ball to be coming my way and see it right in front of me, I'd subconsciously hit it (ow.) and send it flying past someone's head all the way to the gym. Hah, and i hit sasha on the head once with my ball. (wow. damn wrong.)
Right so anyway, I was contemplating taking a test tube holder and a bunsen burner back home yesterday, since I pretty much have a whole lab at home already.
But nah, decided not to in the end.
AND YESTERDAY, my dear lesley sia the pervert was seen playing with two semicircle-markers-they-use-during-pe-lessons. She placed them at her boobs and paraded oldham-wing-ward. Damn smart lah, lau chee keong shouted "LESLEY SIA" before she stopped. Oi lesley, can i remind you that girls do NOT play with boob-like things regardless of whether they are in DIRE NEED of bigger boobs or not. Only guys play with things that resemble boobs. Wait, why does that sound damn wrong too.
YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING. as toh's handphone wallpaper says.
For everything else - Our very own Jon Chua's thoughts can be read here.
A very amusing and unexpected blog. Go check it out.
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