For Maids and Construction Workers |
I was walking somewhere sometime, and I came across this really nice looking overhead bridge.
It was covered and had massive plants on both sides, so it felt damn serene.
Okay, so as i walked closer to the end, I saw this couple kissing and groping each other on the staircase like er,
Eels.
So, i turned the corner and WAH.
IT WAS A REAL MAID-CONSTRUCTION WORKER RELATIONSHIP!!!
Honestly, I have heard about them before but i've never WITNESSED ONE.
The maid looked indonesian, and the construction worker was obviously from.....
yes.
so.
And the cute thing is that there was a dog tied to a pole forced to watch them make out.
So, I pretty much concluded that the maid was supposed to take the dog for a walk, then ran off to elope or something.
Poor dog, really. No more walks for him/her at all, just staring off into the distance.
Point is, maids. Why construction workers? Why not,
YOUR EMPLOYER?
I can list out damn a lot of pros for you all.
Look:
1. NO NEED TO WORK SO MUCH AT HOME! He'll excuse you.
2. INCOME UP BABY.
3. No need to hide in bushes and trees or bridges just to kiss.
4. You'll be dating a man with a much higher intellect, hey it's true!
5. LOOK, YOU HAVE CLOSED DOORS AND A BED, WHAT ELSE!
6. No dirty sex in the bushes.
You know I'm quite forced to conclude that most maids like blacks.
and only blacks, i mean. PURE BLACK.
I'm just waiting for the day I see a maid and the businessman in the bush.
*NOTE - I AM NOT ENCOURAGING DIVORCE/ FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIPS.
but i'd always like to see them. XD. Exciting lah.
It was covered and had massive plants on both sides, so it felt damn serene.
Okay, so as i walked closer to the end, I saw this couple kissing and groping each other on the staircase like er,
Eels.
So, i turned the corner and WAH.
IT WAS A REAL MAID-CONSTRUCTION WORKER RELATIONSHIP!!!
Honestly, I have heard about them before but i've never WITNESSED ONE.
The maid looked indonesian, and the construction worker was obviously from.....
yes.
so.
And the cute thing is that there was a dog tied to a pole forced to watch them make out.
So, I pretty much concluded that the maid was supposed to take the dog for a walk, then ran off to elope or something.
Poor dog, really. No more walks for him/her at all, just staring off into the distance.
Point is, maids. Why construction workers? Why not,
YOUR EMPLOYER?
I can list out damn a lot of pros for you all.
Look:
1. NO NEED TO WORK SO MUCH AT HOME! He'll excuse you.
2. INCOME UP BABY.
3. No need to hide in bushes and trees or bridges just to kiss.
4. You'll be dating a man with a much higher intellect, hey it's true!
5. LOOK, YOU HAVE CLOSED DOORS AND A BED, WHAT ELSE!
6. No dirty sex in the bushes.
You know I'm quite forced to conclude that most maids like blacks.
and only blacks, i mean. PURE BLACK.
I'm just waiting for the day I see a maid and the businessman in the bush.
*NOTE - I AM NOT ENCOURAGING DIVORCE/ FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIPS.
but i'd always like to see them. XD. Exciting lah.
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