Bus Ride |
I was on the way to school tomorrow, and i happened to board the most happening bus.
The bus was crowded, as usual. So happens there was a retarded old man that boarded the bus. And everywhere was so crowded but he just forced his way through the bus, up the staircase and in the process destabilizing about two dozen people. So okay, shortly after he came down, after realizing that crowded bus = no more seats upstairs. Then he started shouting HEY, HEY. to everyone. Everyone was like wtf?
Okay so after a few shouts, he decided to get off the bus. So, crowded as the bus was, he pushed his way to the door and i really mean PUSHED. Then there was this other chinese old man that either was really thrown off balance, or the way i see it, he was just pissed at the retard.
The man RAMMED HIS WHOLE BUTT INTO THE RETARD. and i really meant RAM. BOOM, the retard stumbled forward, PRACTICALLY HUMPED THE FAT INDIAN LADY IN FRONT OF HIM, who in turn looked as if she was entertaining the guy sitting in front of her. yes, entertainment, oral entertainment. WONDERFuL domino effect i must say.
So yeah after that the retard and the other old man started shouting hokkien vulgarities and the retard got off the bus. End of story, everyone was like wtf? And I almost got whacked for laughing like crazy. What, it just hit my funny spot okay.
OH YES, and just because it's the year of the pig, I still don't think it's right for a bunch of malays to go up on stage and sing something about eating more bak kwa and bak kut teh. So wrong. There is something terrible happening to the world. SHOW MORE RESPECT MAN.
Whatever, it was an enjoyable performance anyway, best performance this CNY celebrations in AC.
The bus was crowded, as usual. So happens there was a retarded old man that boarded the bus. And everywhere was so crowded but he just forced his way through the bus, up the staircase and in the process destabilizing about two dozen people. So okay, shortly after he came down, after realizing that crowded bus = no more seats upstairs. Then he started shouting HEY, HEY. to everyone. Everyone was like wtf?
Okay so after a few shouts, he decided to get off the bus. So, crowded as the bus was, he pushed his way to the door and i really mean PUSHED. Then there was this other chinese old man that either was really thrown off balance, or the way i see it, he was just pissed at the retard.
The man RAMMED HIS WHOLE BUTT INTO THE RETARD. and i really meant RAM. BOOM, the retard stumbled forward, PRACTICALLY HUMPED THE FAT INDIAN LADY IN FRONT OF HIM, who in turn looked as if she was entertaining the guy sitting in front of her. yes, entertainment, oral entertainment. WONDERFuL domino effect i must say.
So yeah after that the retard and the other old man started shouting hokkien vulgarities and the retard got off the bus. End of story, everyone was like wtf? And I almost got whacked for laughing like crazy. What, it just hit my funny spot okay.
OH YES, and just because it's the year of the pig, I still don't think it's right for a bunch of malays to go up on stage and sing something about eating more bak kwa and bak kut teh. So wrong. There is something terrible happening to the world. SHOW MORE RESPECT MAN.
Whatever, it was an enjoyable performance anyway, best performance this CNY celebrations in AC.
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