Ageing Population? Fret Not. |
Singapore no longer needs to worry about her ageing population anymore! Why, cos they got what they wanted: more babies! See Straits Times H3. Apparently, more teens are keeping babies. Can you imagine, your mom is only like 15-20 years older than you! Soon people will have kids at 12 and BANG! The communication problem is solved!That also means you have a higher chance being a great-great-grandparent. Heck some parents at 50 are already grandparents! Oh man that's cool shit.
NOT. Imagine going up to someone in your class,
"Hey Ana, how's your baby?"
"Ah, she's fine. But she's one hungry bitch."
"Well, judging from the size of those I'm surprised she doesn't starve."
Twenty years down the road I'd like to see 12 year old's trying to feed their kid only to find out that the kid's grandmother has to do it instead.
Right, point being I'm not supporting this shit man, can't you wait till you've got income? It's just wrong. Insert christian values here.
And I hope pope benedick won't guai lan the muslims again, if not we're all pretty screwed. Both catholic and protestant christians.
Phrase of the day: GAY XUAN XUAN!
NOT. Imagine going up to someone in your class,
"Hey Ana, how's your baby?"
"Ah, she's fine. But she's one hungry bitch."
"Well, judging from the size of those I'm surprised she doesn't starve."
Twenty years down the road I'd like to see 12 year old's trying to feed their kid only to find out that the kid's grandmother has to do it instead.
Right, point being I'm not supporting this shit man, can't you wait till you've got income? It's just wrong. Insert christian values here.
And I hope pope benedick won't guai lan the muslims again, if not we're all pretty screwed. Both catholic and protestant christians.
Phrase of the day: GAY XUAN XUAN!
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